Top Secret
Government Gene
Splicing Experiments
Successful









Washington
Government officials told
reporters at a Washington
press conference today that
the military is planing to deploy
mutant creatures
to replace human fighting
personal.
Pope Benedict and other world
religious leaders however are
calling on a moratorium on this
matter, Saying that using
human embryo to collect DNA
used in the gene splicing
process with animal embryos Is
unethical and just plane weird.
President Bush replied by
giving  Pope Benedict XVI the
bird and went on telling a hand
picked audience of republican
sheep that he would give the
contract to Halibertin to
produce
over ten million (CMF's
Cat Man Fighters) Half cat half
man beast  to be released in
Iraq this winter. If this is
successful Bush says He may
using them on Venusalia
and New Orleans.
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Halibertin to produce over ten million (CMF's